ITS NOT A DREAM, I'M REALLY HERE

 

 

 

Cu-Chi, Saturday, March 15, 6:00 pm:

 

Chao Ba!  I  owe you  a  long letter after all that's happened so here goes.

First, I was so happy to talk to you today even though what  I said must not have made much sense at all.  It was a miracle that I was able to talk to you at all.  Last  night, before  the movie, I went over to the MARS station (Military Assistance Radio Service) to see what  it was  all  about. They had  a  sign posted that there was no contact with the States at that time but maybe at 10:00 pm that  night  (last night).  So after the movie I went back over to see if they were busy or not.  I wanted to tell you not to worry  about me  because  I  was the Generals barber and wasn't suffering too much except that I  don't  get  any  mail.  Well,  there were  4-5 guys waiting so I went back to my hootch and wrote to you.  Today I started my new job and by noon  I  had  cut about  l0  heads  and made  $6.50 in tips, so I felt pretty good.  At lunch, I went over to the  PX  and bought me  a thermos  to keep ice water in.  On the way back from the PX I was going down the side road back to the  barber  shop  to avoid  some  gook  that  asked me to get cigarettes for him, when I passed right by the MARS station, so I stopped in to see  if they had made contact.  The guy walked out and asked me what number I wanted, showed me to a booth and there  you were.  I  had  so much I wanted to tell you but when I heard your voice my mind went  blank.  You  do  that  to me  you know!  You must cast a spell on me.

Anyway,  I  told some of the officers as I cut they're hair and they said that they have been waiting  for  months to  call but have never been able to catch them.  The good Lord is still taking care of #1.

Tomorrow I'll go to  church  and  count  my blessings: first,  that  I  came here to HQ because of my scores on the Army tests; secondly, that I can  cut hair which kept  me from going to a combat unit; and thirdly, that my tip money will help us get  out  of  debt  before  I  come home;  and fourthly,  that  I'm with  a  unit  that might be moving to Hawaii this summer.  I guess that will  cover  one  Sunday's worth.  The Lord  must  need me for something important, he sure looks out for us both.  But  me  especially  because  I found you and married you.

Now for the interesting part.  The PX sells:

Chinaware:             Fukagawa,  Noritake,  Seyei,  Soma (About $23-26 for service for 8 and customs free)

Lacquer ware:        All kinds

Korean Brassware

Silk Paintings

Pearls:        Cultured by Maruwa, Furuya, and Mikimoto

 

And lots of other things but I couldn't get  a  catalog to  send you,  sorry.  You  can  go and look at the one you want and tell me  or  do you want  me  to  just pick  out something?  I  made over $10 in tips today alone so it won't be any financial burden if  I  send you  a  service  every week.  Services  for  12  are also available but about twice the price.  I searched and searched for a gift for you  the other  day  but  nothing was  good  enough for you except a diamond ring  I  saw  for  $700  or  so.  Maybe  later.  But meantime I'll think of something.

So my  precious  don't worry about your fast shrinking husband.  He's got it pretty  easy.  The  shower  is  right outside  my  door  and  the  mess hall right across from the barbershop.  I'll take some pictures  and  send you  next week.

Meanwhile,  write  to me.  I  really miss all those "I love You's" that you always send.

Oh yes, if you get a chance call 83l-7060 and tell  the Honor Guard  that I'm the General's barber in the 25th Div. They ought to get a good laugh out of that.

That's about all for  now.  Stay  loose  and  say your prayers.  Your husband thinks of you constantly.

p.s.         Hi Jonette and Nikki

p.s.s.  I need a Photostat of Nikki's birth certificate.

p.s.s.s.  Here's  some  funny money (script)  They won't let us have any greenbacks.

 

Me and Lan Ngan, my hootch maid.  She washed my uniforms

And shined my shoes besides sweeping out the shop and all

For only $1.00 a day and an occasional box of Tide.

 

 

Cu-Chi, Sunday, March 16, 7:30 pm:

 

My first Sunday in Vietnam.  Tomorrow marks the end of my  first week  here and it seems like it’s been an eternity already.  I guess I'll be here for awhile since my haircuts aren't  too bad but I'm not as fast as the other barber so I don't cut as many people as he did.  It's  not  bad though. I  made $l6 in tips in a day and a half.  I ought to be able to send you more each month if this keeps up.  This  is  the first hobby  that paid off.  The old barber went to Saigon to buy some barber equipment but couldn't find any  so he's leaving his.  I  should take  over the barber hootch next week sometime.  Please send me a big picture  of you  three girls  to hang on my wall near the barber stool to remind me of why I don't want  to go  to the  field.  I  think  this barber  job  is  going to be awful hard on me, mentally, and on my feet physically.  But  for  love  and money  I'll  do anything.

It's  raining here  right now.  The  first in several months and wow does it come down.  This  place  turned  from dust bowl  to mud pie.  I could have gone outside and taken a bar of soap and showered it was coming down so hard.

I went  to  church  this  afternoon  (the barber  gets Sunday  afternoon  of f)  and met  the  rest  of the members around here.  There were about 35-40 guys there so we had a good  meeting.  I  have  to  go  see  about becoming a home teaching district leader tonight.  It was nice  to be  able to  go  to  church and take the sacrament here in the middle of all this conflict.  I felt like giving a talk  today  but didn't for the sake of harmony.

My watch  stopped  tonight at  6:55 pm for no reason. I'll have to go get it fixed tomorrow.

Oh yes, any package sent regular mail up to 5 lbs  goes air  mail  to Vietnam anyway and from 5-30 lbs packages go space available.  So keep  them small  and many.  I  don't really need much right now but lots of love and prayers."

 

Cu-Chi, Monday, March 17, 9:00 pm:

 

Hi  there  you all!  Lonely Jake the barber here.  Well I've been here a week now but  it  seems  like  a year.  At least  the  day  goes  fast while I'm cutting hair.  I don't get any breaks except for lunch but  I  still  only work  8 hours  a  day.  That's  a  little better that the 24 hours a day in the field.  I made $ll.40 in tips today so it wasn't a  total  loss.  If  I  keep this up we might be able to get out of debt  someday.  I  still haven't  spent  any  of  my combat pay  yet.  I  just don't buy anything but stationary and soda.

Ahh - a cool  breeze  just  came  blowing through  the door.  I  just  took  a  shower and am laying here on my bed writing while lounging in my  shorts.  The  only  reason  I wear  shorts  is  because of modesty.  There aren't too many people here that really care anyway.

Off in the distance some big  artillery  is  going off and  around  the perimeter flares are floating down here and there, but since I  got here  everything has  quieted way down.  The  only way  I could get hurt is if the VC overrun Cu-Chi, which isn't very likely with the big air  bases  so near,  or  if  a mortar round lands right on top of me while I'm asleep.  Otherwise I'm safer than  on  the  freeway but not close enough to come home nights.

You would enjoy it here right now.  It's just cooling off after a very hot, humid day.  The gentle  breeze  is  so refreshing  and  the  stars  are  bright  overhead and the crickets are chirping here and there  among the hootches.  It's  that  time  of  the evening when you just lay down and look up at the stars and think  of home,  glad to  forget about the toils of the day.

Well,  I've  just been talking to a LRRP (pronounced Lurp - for Long Range Recon Patrol)  and he's  telling me about  some  of  his missions.  It sounds like a dangerously exciting thing but not for me at the present time.

p.s.  Send me some hair clipper oil (2 cans) when you get  a chance.

(Editors  note:  The shower room had showerheads around the outside walls fed by a pipe from a large water tank  on  the roof.  Each  night  a big water truck would come from the water purification plant and fill  up the  tank.  The  tank was  painted black  so  the sun would heat the water in the tank to warm by the end of the day.  If you  got  there  too late  in  the evening and the water was all gone, you had to wait until about midnight for a cold shower or take  a  spit bath.  The  thought  of  going  to bed  covered with other people’s hair forced me into many spit  baths.  I  kept  a  5-gallon water  can  in my shop and could shower on my front porch with those 5 gallons in a pinch.)

 

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